The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize