Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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