I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
