Cold hands, warm shart.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I FOUND THE LEGS
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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