New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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