I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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