Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Are we still banned from the library?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I currently don't understand fingers.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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