i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
