I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Randomize
