I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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