i don't like sucking hair
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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