we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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