I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Randomize
