Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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