I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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