i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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