The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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