Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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