She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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