Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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