So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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