Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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