Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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