I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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