its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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