I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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