8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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