So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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