No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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