I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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