Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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