Christians are straight up FREAKS
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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