Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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