I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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