Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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