whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
These tits shall not be calmed
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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