Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
