Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
