um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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