we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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