So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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