Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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