People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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