check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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