I want to have your abortion
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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