I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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