You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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