Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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