i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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