You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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