Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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