Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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