period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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