I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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