I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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