the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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