yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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