At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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