Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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