have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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